passionpeachy:

Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing

piratecrew:

me trying to click “next chapter” on an illegal scanlation website:

the hardcore yaoi ads that take up my entire screen:

sillyguyhotline:

children should NOT be forced to wake up earlier than 6 am to get to school on time. what if they are working the night shift at freddy fazbear’s

punchesco:

lookoflove:

lookoflove:

my brother started calling our cat “doobie brother” which he then lengthened to “dubious brother” and has since morphed into “brother dubious” like he’s some sort of fucked up little monk

brother dubious

“My liege, I’m afraid I have reason to believe your concubine plots against you. Worry not, your eminence, you can still trust me, of course…”

disastergay:

tiktok top ten anime list

1. [UNALIVE] La [UNALIVE]
2. [UNALIVE] Note
3. [UNALIVED] Man Wonderland

tintinintibet:

rockdistributor100:

bigender2:

bigender2:

the wii still feels like the height of technology to me. like it feels like a mystical thing to use

whos doing it better than her. nobody. it took 14 experienced blacksmiths working day and night in the mountain forges to come up with this design why do we try anymore

psikonauti:

Daniel Arthur

Glamour Cat, 2023

no-this-is-ryan:

My favourite Da Vinky twins trans ally moments:

• When they said their pronouns are they/them because there’s 2 of them
• “It doesn’t matter what your pronouns are, because at the end of the day, it’s night”

speedlimit15:

very well, i shall smoke this “bowl” with you. but take warning! henceforth i may become quite….. silly…

cybernetic-kneesocks:

i just know he was an anime forum user back in 2005

lucy-x-5billion:

stealthrockdamage:

stealthrockdamage:

i’ll be openly hornier on here if it pisses off losers. like i try to stay palatable and for what

it’s fuck your mutuals friday. who cares

EYYYYYYYYYYY happy fuck ya mutuals friday, you fuckin buggerone! so who’s celebrating?

despazito:

Adult website and period tracker

funky-bird:

I really can’t say enough how much I love this image so much like really I’m always thinking about it

hollistercrowley:

funkbun:

just so you know

Special interest-ing be like